Let's talk bums. The reality of it is that we all need toilet paper and thank goodness we have it. I've watched enough Naked and Afraid episodes to know that I would not enjoy wiping my bum with leaves. I mean, how does that even work? Probably not so well. In fact, if I
went on the show (which would never happen) I'd probably bring soap or
some other such cleaning agent that would make my partner extremely angry because soap never kept anybody from starving.