The Not So Sexy Side of Bath Time
The reality of a bath is often far different then the way I imagine it and this is why. Behold, my bath time thought process.....
++I cannot wait for that bath. I'm going to drink wine, relax and take my time. This is going to feel so good. Oh, look at all those fluffy bubbles and the bubble bath smells so good. I can't wait to get in there.
++It feels even better than it looked. Let me just close my eyes and experience this for a few seconds. And drink some wine too. This warm water feels amazing. I could stay in here forever.
++This is the perfect time to get some reading done. I'm going to be real careful so I don't drop my i Pad. That would suck. Now isn't this nice? Wine, warm water, reading. I feel great.
++Okay, I'm REALLY hot. But I love it and all these strategically placed bubbles are making me feel kind of sexy.
++I'm starting to sweat. Let me put this i Pad down. It's too hot to focus on reading. And what happened to all the bubbles that were hiding my belly rolls? Time to refresh those bubbles.
++Well, the bubbles didn't quite make the comeback I'd hoped. How long have I been in here? Only thirty minutes? I'm so hot, but I can't get out yet. I'm not even done with my wine.
++My face is glistening with sweat. Is it me or am I basically just sitting here in my own dirt? That's it, I can't take it anymore. I'm out of here.
An undisclosed number of days or weeks later....you know what would be perfect right about now? A bath. And the cycle repeats.
I haul the tower fan into the bathroom and blast it in my direction while I'm in there so I don't overheat as fast and can stay in a little longer. It also helps if I don't fill the tub quite so high. By the end of it I'm sitting in a pool of tepid water and when I can't take the heat anymore I wash up, rinse out under the tap and get out as fast as I can. I do not emerge from the tub half covered in bubbles and into a silky kimono style robe. I like to clean the tub before I get out. Nobody likes a ring around the tub so I might as well get it over with. Then I have to get downstairs and finish whatever it is I put on hold to take a bath.
So not sexy.
I look forward to taking a bath. I love the way my body feels afterwards and I like the idea that I took the time to luxuriate in something that is totally and completely about me but I'm not sure what I love more. The idea of a bath or the bath itself. Maybe it would be different if I had jets. Maybe I'm just doing it wrong. Maybe I shouldn't be trying to boil myself in the tub like a hard boiled egg but the hot water part is one of the main reasons I want to take a bath in the first place. Most days I don't feel like I have time to sit there for much longer anyway so I guess it works. I will say that leg shaving is so much easier in a tub but overall, showers are just so much more practical and I'm nothing if not practical. I'm not sure how often I'll actually end up doing it but I do see myself taking baths in the future more then once every five years.
Are you a bath person or a shower person?
17 Signs That You Are Not A Cook
I'm so over the never ending cycle of what's for dinner. The obtaining of groceries and the preparing of food week after week. I wish I could afford a food delivery service. Not the kind that delivers you the ingredients so you can make it yourself but the kind that delivers actual already cooked grab and go healthy food that isn't loaded with sodium. What would be really cool is if there was a dinner pill for days you just don't feel like doing the whole what's for dinner debacle; which is basically every day for me. It would meet all the nutritional qualities of a balanced dinner and trick your belly into feeling like you ate something. I need to get on that one so I can ditch cooking and get rich while I'm at it.
Sometimes I feel really guilty for not being this Susie homemaker hot dinner on the table for my man every night (or even every other night) kind of wife. When I cook it's mainly because I love my husband. Not to say that when I don't cook it means I don't love him. When I don't cook it just means I don't like cooking and I probably wouldn't bother at all if it were just me. At some point I'd probably get tired of my non cooking alternatives and have to break down and cook but that would definitely be a last resort. I haven't totally given up hope. I'll keep dragging my butt into the kitchen and trying to love cooking but for now and the foreseeable future I don't. I'm glad my husband does.
You know you aren't a cook when.....
1//You try to make it fun by drinking wine but being in the kitchen is just another chore that you have to get through.
2//You 'accidentally' forget to take out the meat so you can put off cooking for just one more day. Oh darn. I guess I'm going to have to pick up dinner on the way home.
3//You cook as little as possible. Whatever the minimum number of times you can cook dinner in a month and still save your marriage is the number you shoot for.
4//It's been so long since you've been in the kitchen that one day your husband finally asks, when are you gonna cook something?
5//Nothing you ever make tastes as good as when someone else makes it. EVER. No matter how hard you try. So why bother?
6//You are okay with eating things like sandwiches or Quesadilla for dinner every day. At least you didn't have to cook it.
7//It takes you a really long time to make even the simplest things. My husband can make almost anything in 30 minutes or less but unless it's a straight to microwave or oven meal everything seems to take me at least an hour. I managed spaghetti last week in 45 minutes. Go me.
8//You consistently use the wrong knife. You can't cut bread with that one. Why are you using that small knife to cut vegetables? Why would you cut cheese with a butter knife? To that I say, it's sharp, it cuts. What difference does it make?
9//You forget to turn the oven on until it's time to put in whatever it is that you've been prepping for the last 30 minutes. No wonder it takes you so long to make anything.
10//You put something on the stove and then totally forget about it until after your husband has already finished making whatever it was that you were supposed to be cooking.
11//Sometimes you even forget to turn the oven off. Oops.
12//You can't just whip something up out of the pantry. It's a process and preparation is required. First you have to mentally prepare for being in the kitchen. Then you have to go to do research to find the recipe and go to the grocery store. That's another reason you never want to cook. It's such an ordeal.
13//If too many ingredients of said recipe are too exotic forget it. If you have to ask someone at the grocery store where you might find garam masala or mustard powder or what it even is then you move onto the next one until you find one with ingredients that you actually recognize.
14//The less ingredients involved the more likely you are to make it. If there are more then 10 ingredients there is a good chance you will skip it and move onto the next.
15//Even still, you often skip out on ingredients that seem like too much trouble. How much of a difference does that lemon rind really make anyways? It'll taste fine.
16//You can't get through cooking a meal without having to ask someone how to do something or googling it. Do I need oil? How do I know it's done? I have had to google how to make chicken and how to boil eggs.
17//You are nervous when others eat your cooking. Will they notice that you axed two ingredients, half of it stuck to the pan or that you forgot to use seasoning?
I also pin no bake recipes and still don't make them so that's 18. I'm a kitchen nightmare.
Do any of these apply to you or am I the only blogger on the face of the plant that doesn't love to cook? Any tips on how to love cooking would also be helpful.
I Finally Got Sick of Eating Something
I kind of want to change my blog name. I was pretty sure I'd never ever want to after I switched to this one and just over a year later I can't believe it but I'm feeling that itch! A month ago a different name popped into my head. I dismissed it because it's such a huge hassle but I haven't stopped thinking about it. I'd leave the url alone so it wouldn't be a huge nightmare but it will still be a pain in the booty and I'd need a new design. It would have to be the last name change ever. Ever. Still on the fence.
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Two years after the London Olympics and Team USA is still #1. Kyla Ross is still amazing. |
I won a $75 Sephora gift card a year ago (incidentally, from a blogger who no longer blogs) and I still haven't used it. My little sis asked for a Sephora gift card for her birthday and I guess I could have re-gifted but I didn't. I have two problems. I'm a hoarder and I'm indecisive. I don't know what to buy but I better do it soon or at least double check on if the thing looses value over time.
I keep an old beach towel in my car for my sweaty post work out drive home from the gym. I'm pretty gross when I walk out of there and I don't like the idea of sitting my sweaty backside that has probably picked up other people's sweat from the equipment on my seats. If I had leather I could swipe it clean but I have cloth. Maybe I'm taking it too far but we all pick our battles in the war against germs and this is one I choose to fight.
It's heat wave after heat wave and I don't hate it. It's still about 70 degrees in the morning and pushing a high of 80's around here. I might be singing a different tune if I didn't have air conditioning at home though. Also, even though it still feels like Summer I've had three pumpkin spice coffees from 7-11. It doesn't have the cool factor for Instagram of Starbucks but it's so much better tasting and has been my go to for morning coffee runs for a long time. Plus, it's cheap!! The price when you bring your own mug has only gone from .99 cents to $1.25 in 10 years.
I take pride in my ability to eat the same thing day in and day out but I finally got sick of something. I've been eating chicken twice a day for lunch and dinner since June. Last week I opened the freezer to thaw it out and I just couldn't do it. I picked up some pre cooked (low sodium) chicken breast pieces from Fresh & Easy and I've been eating it for lunch this week but for the moment that is my limit. I don't however foresee getting sick of my breakfast. Still loving it.
I kind of feel bummed that our next vacation isn't until July 2015. I just got back from vacation so I'm fine but July feels so very far away right now.
It feels weird to be doing a confession post and not linking up with another blog since it's the only linking up I've ever done on a regular basis. I'm linking up with myself!
Central Park West and Brooklyn
MJ found a Groupon deal while we were there so we got a great deal on a four hour rental from Central Park Sightseeing. Central Park is so much fun and it's huge. It has beautiful architecture, lakes and rivers, all kinds of trails to walk through and an awesome designated bike route that loops around the entire park.
This is where I imagine the rich people live. I'd love to take a peek inside one of these homes just to see what NYC living looks like. The parking there is so tight we saw a lot of cars with bumper protectors. I'd never seen that before.
Illegal riding on the trails! We only did it a few times. |
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FYI: There was no baby in that lady's baby seat. I looked!! |
It's weird because for the most part it looks flat but there were times when we were definitely on an incline because my legs were feeling it and I felt like I was on a stationary bike. After the first loop we still had time so we did the loop again. MJ is a pro so this route was small potatoes but my legs were really tired. I thought I might have to stop and walk but I pushed through it and didn't have to. Each loop is 6 miles so that was 12 miles of biking! I had to sit and rest for a popsicle break after all that. Exercise for the day done but not really because there was still plenty of walking to be done.
I'm the one who wanted to go back to Little Italy for dinner because they were having the The Feast of San Gennaro festival. It was so exciting over there with all the people, vendors and music that I wanted to go back and eat outside at one of the restaurants on the main drag. The way they pack the tables in and jam everyone in tight so that you have to squeeze your way in to get seated reminded me of Italy.
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Ignore the girls booty in the background |
MJ got some deep fried atrocity. He looked just like the girl in the background while he was eating it. |
Row, row row your boat gently down the stream did not exactly happen for me. It's harder then it looks and we did not go merrily along our way when I took the oars. MJ made it look so easy but I just didn't have the coordination to get very far. It was really funny because I looked around and every single boat had a couple with the male rowing the female. I tried it for a few minutes and then we switched back and I acted as look out.
Even though I was a week late for Fashion Week I still wanted to see Bryant Park. It was much smaller then I expected and a little underwhelming without, you know, Fashion Week but beggars can't be choosers. I can only imagine how it looks with all the tents set up. It looks like a really fun place to spend an afternoon.
We stopped by the NYC public library since it was around the corner and began our journey to Brooklyn. The subway was packed so we were standing the whole time.
Those Beautiful Brownstones |
Mac and Cheese Muffin |
After that it was back to Manhattan. The streets of Brooklyn came alive while we were at SoCo and there were plenty of people out on our walk back to the subway. We liked the West End Bar so much that we went back for a few drinks. We ended up in Hell's Kitchen in search of dessert and I was kind of bummed that we hadn't discovered this area before. It was so lively and there were so many cool restaurants. I almost did a grand jete (dancer talk) when I saw Alvin Ailey Theater. The building was three stories, lit up with giant glass windows and I could see real live New York City dancers rehearsing. So cool. We ate dessert in bed and then went to bed. It was a really good last day in New York.
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Snap shots from New York |
The way back was a little bumpy. One of the subway lines we needed to get to the airport was shut down but MJ is so awesome at figuring things out that he found us a new route. We had to get off in Queens and take another subway but we made good time only to find out that the plane we were supposed to be getting on was so delayed that it would make it impossible to make our next connection. We managed to barely make it on a different flight. We didn't get to sit next to each other which sucked, but it was better then having to go all the way to New Jersey to catch a different flight or being stuck at our layover destination without another flight. Aside from that little snafu United is awesome. You get your own personal TV in the seat back in front of you with free Direct TV and movies. Normally, when I get on a long flight it's like entering some kind of black hole of hell and I have no idea when it's ever going to end but they have this cool countdown that tells you and there is plenty of leg room anyway so I didn't feel like a canned sardine. I watched three movies and the flight flew by.
That concludes my Buffalo/New York City recaps. It's funny because before I start writing I always feel a little overwhelmed and I can't remember any details from the trip but once I get started it all comes back to me, I remember too much and end up including all of these little random details that are totally not essential to the actual telling of the trip but certainly things that I'll want to look back on and remember later.
Nine days, four posts. The End.
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